A supposedly elderly man, who, along with his wife, had apparently been out jogging during one of the SWAT Kats’ battles with Dark Kat. He and his wife were apparently badly injured when some of Razor’s missiles, intended for the Black Widow, missed and hit an abandoned warehouse the two were walking past. The duo blamed the SWAT Kats for their injuries and considered them reckless. When an apologetic Razor snuck into their room at Megakat Memorial Hospital to apologize to them, they refused to forgive him. Only when the old man slipped up and mentioned Dark Kat by name did Razor suddenly realized the entire thing was staged to frame him and his partner and that they weren’t injured at all.

His wife tried to shoot Razor, but a quick shot of cement from his Glovatrix prevented her from firing. The husband, proving quite spry, leaped from his bed and tackled Razor, gloating that Dark Kat would pay them extra for killing Razor themselves. He and Razor had a particularly destructive fight through the entire hospital, ending up on a gurney which rolled into an operating room. Grabbing a tank of ether, Razor put it on his opponent’s face and turned the valve, causing the old man to become drowsy and fall to the floor unconscious. The fact the “old man” had been so strong made Razor realize neither he and his wife were not only not really hurt, but also not actually elderly, but simply wearing very convincing masks.

When the Enforcer Sergeant and a group of commandos arrived, Razor unmasked the pair and handed the defeated phonies over to their custody, and then left to go and rejoin T-Bone to fight Dark Kat.